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Cheers: Sam and Diane
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Some Quotes from the love birds.....

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SAM: I think i just stepped on your cat..Omg i think i just killed it(turns on light) No my mistake i just stepped on your girraffe
DIANE: oooohhhhh mr. Jammers!(runs into her room where sam is)
SAM:This place is lousy with stuffed animals.
DIANE:They're not stuffed animals they're my friends! Here let me introduce u to them. Mr. Jammers you've met, and um over here we have freddy frogbottom.
SAM: You named all these silly things?
DIANE: uh uh uh! Don't call them Silly, Mr. Buzzer will Sting you!
SAM: Mr. Buzzer? don't tell me let me guess, that must be the bee right? Boy this is definatly weird Diane.
 
DIANE: Everyone knows hate is not the opposite of love, indifference is.
SAM: Well, whatever you say, I really don't care.
 
DIANE: "I hate you with the white hot intensity of a thousand suns!!"
SAM: [looks up and makes a pity face and then looks down counting money] "somebody's cranky.."

SAM: You are the nuttiest, the stupidest, the phoniest fruitcake I ever met!
DIANE: You Sam Malone are the most arrogant self centered, son of a b...
SAM & DIANE: (together) SHUT UP!
SAM: Shut your fat mouth!
DIANE: Make me
SAM: Make you.. My God I'm, I'm gonna, I'm GONNA BOUNCE YOU OFF EVERY WALL IN THIS OFFICE!!
DIANE: Try it and you'll be walking funny tomorrow... Or should I say funnier.
SAM: You know, You know I always wanted to pop you one!
Maybe this is my lucky day, huh?
DIANE: You disgust me! I hate you!
SAM: Are you as turned on as I am?
DIANE: More!
 
DIANE: You're very stupid.
SAM: I'll you how stupid I am: I see through you like a book.
 
DIANE: Oh, Sam, how much more evidence do you need that we're not made in heaven? We turn into idiots in each other's company. The differnce in your case is barely perceptible, but it's starting to bother me.
 
SAM: Diane, this is the last time I'm gonna tell you to open the door.
DIANE: Well, who the hell do you think you are?
SAM: I'm Sam Malone, and that was your last warning.
 
SAM: You've made my life a living hell (carrying her into her bedroom)
Diane:I didn't want you to think I was easy...
 
SAM: Hey I'm a jock, this is a jock bar, but if we keep loosing people are going to say "Hey, Cheers is for losers let's go drink at Gary."
DIANE: Oh they'll never say that, they'll say "Me no like Cheers, let's go to Gars"

Sound bytes

Showdown part 1

Show down part 2

Showdown Part 3

kiss

Things heat up in Melvilles

Paper Napkin

Rebecca Howe

Thinking Cap

Intellegent Women

What kind of Bar is this?

Perception

Ocean

Wine

Dumb Sam

Diane's Confession

Clank

Biting

Video Clip

Powerplay

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