Episode: Chambers VS Malone
~and this would make Sam's number third proposal....~
(Diane has been trying to get Sam to propose to her the entire
day)
Diane: I guess you don't love me! GOD IN HEAVEN IS THAT POSSIBLE!
(starts crying)
Sam: Hey! I know what your doing! your crying so i'll propose
to you! well it isn't gonna work!
(continues crying on the bar stool)
Sam: (starts humming to himself) Hmmm hmm hmm hmm (laughs)
i'm immune to this stuff.....
(runs over and kneels beside Diane and starts hugging her)
Sam: Oh Diane don't cry! I hate it when you cry....Oh Diane
will you marry me?
Diane: No....(continues to cry)
Sam: (shakes)
Diane: what's the matter?
Sam: I just got a flash that I got the electric Chair for
killing you
Diane: (sniffing) That's silly Massachussetts doesn't have
the death penalty.
Sam: No death penalty huh? (a sadistic smile comes on his
face)
Diane: uhh..but um..I'm um sure they are gonna reinstate it.....In
fact (starts to walk out quickly) i'm going to go campaign for it right now!
(Sam turns around and starts running after her, she starts
running too)
Diane: AHHHHH!!
